Seven Wants

This. one. was. TOUGH.  First, I understand the meaning of the word want, but what does the phrase seven wants really mean?  If I use the English I’ve learnt for the last 27 years or so, Seven would be the subject, want would be the object and the sentence would be incomplete.  So, I could just complete the sentence and say seven wants eight.  Hehe.  I humour myself.

Alternatively, I could use the dictionary definition.  Because we use British English, I may not be permitted to use the word want for whatever I want to say in this post.  (Pun intended).

Thirdly and finally, I could use Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs (because according to some definitions, a want is equal to a need).

So I really have no particular wants according to any of the definitions I was able to collect on this delightful Friday, but I have wants all the same.  Ladies and gentleman – my dear blog followers – I present to you, my seven wants!  I want:

  1. Nairobi Hospital and Barclays Bank to improve their customer service.  Kenya Airways used to be on this list, but I haven’t used them in a while.  They are off the hook for now, although I understand their passengers have had to deal with quite a number of flight delays in the recent past.
  2. You, my fellow Kenyan, to think long and hard about whom you will vote for in next year’s elections and why.
  3. Kenyan drivers (including GK vehicle drivers, matatu drivers and City Hoppa drivers) who love to show their might on the roads to stop overlapping, thinking they are in more of a hurry than I am or clogging roundabouts and other exits.  In other words, I want Kenyan drivers to heed this warning:

  4. To travel.  Anywhere.  Everywhere.  With money. 🙂
  5. To book 12 events for which I will be the MC in 2012
  6. To eat at Talisman or About Thyme before 31st December 2012
  7. The entire collection of the following series: Mind Your Language; Friends; Tom and Jerry.

Happy Friday, everyone!  Happy weekend too.